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Get Your Own Personal Internet Bodyguard With These 3 Items

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.

There are few genuine excuses for not needing to protect yourself against cyber attacks and identity theft. Maybe you’re J.D. Salinger, holed up in a cabin and writing for days on end? Maybe you’re trapped in an oil painting? Or maybe … nope, those are pretty much the only reasons. For everyone else, you probably recognize that your identity could be stolen at any moment. If you want to keep your passwords a secret and your information secure, then you should consider getting these three privacy tools at a super-low price from the Cracked Store.

Dashlane Password Manager, Premium Subscription

Having multiple passwords is great, but keeping them stored in an unsecured note file on your phone buys you a one-way ticket to IdentityTheftville (where housing prices are through the roof and there are no bars within walking distance). Before the whole world has access to everything from your SSN to your Netflix account, you should invest in a robust password manager, like Dashlane. This tool instantly generates strong passwords for you while automatically logging them on all of your platforms and browsers, so you don’t even have to remember them. As a bonus, you can set up an emergency contact to inherit your passwords if anything happens to you, because, well, it’s 2018, and things can get weird. A premium subscription to Dashlane would normally run you about $40, but they’re half off right now for just $20.

SpiderOak ONE 2TB Cloud Storage, One-Year Subscription

There are a lot of cloud storage systems out there, but SpiderOak’s is unique in that it allows you to sync data between devices that run on different operating systems. (Here’s lookin’ at you, iCloud.) This subscription from SpiderOak will give you 2TB of cloud storage — which, for the layman, is so much sweet data that you’ll want to pour it in your bathtub and swim in it Slumdog Millionaire-style. The SpiderOak ONE 2TB Cloud Storage One-Year Subscription is 84 percent off right now in the Cracked Store, so you can pick it up for just $40 (as opposed to the usual $260).

VPN Unlimited Lifetime Subscription

Not using a VPN nowadays is akin to leaving your front door wide open and putting up a giant flashing neon sign that says “free Nintendo Switch inside.” Any time you use public WiFi, you risk exposing your private data to anyone with even basic hacking skills, and in 2018, that could be everyone. With VPN Unlimited, you’ll have complete online privacy, unlimited traffic bandwidth, and an unlimited high-speed connection. It’s not surprising that PCMag named VPN Unlimited their top VPN of 2017, either. With a dedicated support staff that’s available 24/7 and servers in more than 70 international locations, you’ll always feel protected. These lifetime subscriptions are 92 percent off in the Cracked Store right now, just $40.

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For more ways to double up on your techno-protection, check out 6 Foolproof Methods To Protecting Your Smart Device.

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